Use these jokes this weekend to make your friends and family laugh! Have a great weekend :)
Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk.
Q: How do you drown a Hipster? A: In the mainstream.
Q: How do you make a fruit punch? A: Give it boxing lessons.
Q: Why do sheep go to the movies? A: To get snaaahcks.
Q: What has four legs but can't walk? A: A chair.
Q: Why do bananas use sunscreen? A: Because they peel.